I Am Very Tall

It's been a while, but here I am. Apologies to anyone that's been waiting for me to post something interesting. Here's the skinny:

I'm in Turkey and will be here for the next two months. It's fine out here, but really, the only thing I've seen is the inside of an office building and a hotel. If I ever get out of here, I'll let you know what it's like.

On to bigger and better things:

Stephen Colbert may be (fake) running for President. As of now, it's unclear if he'll be a Democrat or a Republican. According to current statements, he's going to try to run as both. I think the best part, or perhaps saddest, is that he'd probably be a serious contender.

Apple is opening up the iPhone to third party developers. It's about freaking time.

Much love to everyone out there. I'll see you when I get back to the States.