I Am Very Tall

Have you ever wanted your own house? Don't think you can afford one, especially since mortgage rates are spiking and your job pays you crap? Well I've got news for you. In Detroit, you don't need a mortgage. Why is that? Because you can buy a house for $1 freaking dollar.

Ok, the $1 house is admittedly fire damaged and sneakily tells you that you have to pay an additional $2500 and closing costs. But still. There are 182 properties below $1,000! I could skip a couple of Pudge's meals and buy one of those things!